saying women shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions because they were the ones who had unprotected sex is like saying smokers shouldn’t receive treatment for lung cancer or drivers shouldn’t receive treatment in a car crash because they knew the risks when they got a driving license

I think it’s safe to say you’re probably smarter than a lot of the government.

this was way too perfect.

(Source: chris-demarais)

I remember one time I got so high I just started blowing smoke in my step bro’s face, then fell on the ground laughing my ass off.